tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5280800094090988972011-04-21T18:23:39.204-07:00deepseanoreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-528080009409098897.post-17329882007245606322008-11-11T18:11:00.000-08:002008-11-11T18:30:24.925-08:00I need Dr.House to give me some smart ass remark about what the hell is in my eye. I want to pop it out with a spoon and rinse it out off under a Brita Filter. My sexy, flirty eyelashes are most likely to blame. I have to stop giving willy-nilly butterfly kisses and risk getting these luscious eyes pubes stuck in my seers. It feels like I am wearing fiberglass insulation contacts. You can recognize me on the street now, I'm the guy with the Terminator red eye. Suck. Dr.House would run a tox screen and check my dick hole for lupus and at the end have a revelation and prescribe me Visine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/528080009409098897-1732988200724560632?l=joshjayne.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deepseanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-528080009409098897.post-8287671348300436012008-11-04T20:50:00.000-08:002008-11-04T20:52:19.065-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZCwstWBz8Q0/SREmfEqmWgI/AAAAAAAAAAU/jF693JgoWUQ/s1600-h/josh+1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265031754643036674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 227px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZCwstWBz8Q0/SREmfEqmWgI/AAAAAAAAAAU/jF693JgoWUQ/s320/josh+1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>We won!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/528080009409098897-828767134830043601?l=joshjayne.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deepseanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-528080009409098897.post-84879619379428759212008-11-04T20:48:00.000-08:002008-11-04T20:50:35.567-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZCwstWBz8Q0/SREmEnWVzrI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fs5pG4q3eZI/s1600-h/josh+3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265031300096839346" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 250px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZCwstWBz8Q0/SREmEnWVzrI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fs5pG4q3eZI/s320/josh+3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Big Words?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/528080009409098897-8487961937942875921?l=joshjayne.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deepseanoreply@blogger.com1